Lindsey Robertson
https://twitter.com/KayMathers1/status/952613358901125123
My kid has done this, not for this reason or outside, but the motionless flop “I AM UPSET AND THIS IS MY NON-VIOLENT PROTEST”
— 🐾 SpazzFox 🐾 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 (@SpazzFox) January 14, 2018
When my sons were toddlers, it was green. If they had to wear any other color than green, complete melt down. Both of them, at once, would scream and throw themselves to the ground. Horrifying.
— MMiller-Stand w/Ukraine 🇺🇦 (@Resisting2016) January 14, 2018
My kid once started crying cause she wanted to watch Pocoyo on the computer…while she was watching Pocoyo on the TV 🤷
— Fernanda (@fenhueisen) January 14, 2018
Oh, and there were photos. Oh, yes. You better believe there were photos.
Here's my child. We needed to go up the next aisle in the grocery store. She didn't want to. pic.twitter.com/pavnMxWP7P
— forever booing bettman (@vickyrex) January 15, 2018
https://twitter.com/Rhyolite_Miss/status/952672481646530561
https://twitter.com/GrantBirchmeier/status/952644260259684352
Yup, my daughter executed this move excellently in her toddler prime! pic.twitter.com/2qqAOf7763
— ♏️ (@Nov81979) January 14, 2018
I think this evidence pretty much confirms that the “dramatic flop” is the official go-to fighting style for every child under the age of eight. Also, I’m sure we can all agree that the parents who deal with this behavior on a regular basis deserve some sort of award — or, at the very least, a relaxing vacation.
Stay strong, parents. Stick together. And for the love of all that is holy, don’t make your kids wear gloves that match their coats.
Every parent is like: pic.twitter.com/vNOZC3xiuW
— SmallTownGirl (@sost64) January 14, 2018