Lindsey Robertson
It’s generally considered poor form to listen in on other people’s conversations.
But, then again, when you eavesdrop on other people, you’re bound to overhear some pretty hilarious and unbelievable pieces of dialogue. So, perhaps the rudeness is occasionally worth it?
Here are some of the most priceless conversations that people on Twitter have overheard, and they’re so delightfully weird that you might be forced to reconsider social niceties altogether. Who knew total strangers could be so totally entertaining?
1.
https://twitter.com/julieannemery/status/946018755624226816
2.
https://twitter.com/morenoculero/status/946214703134597121
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https://twitter.com/delaneyk3ith/status/946960912795217921?
4.
Overheard in Stockholm: “Oh yeah…in 2018 they’ll definitely create VR for dogs.”
— Laura Brown (@laurabrown24) December 29, 2017
5.
Overheard in coffee shop:
Him: Now you’re not gonna get all upset if I say you look hot are you?
Her: Well, you’re [my coworker’s] husband so you’d never say anything like that to me, so why speculate.
Him: pic.twitter.com/5ZnkUH2GIF
— LadyLawyerDiaries (@LadyLawyerDiary) January 27, 2018
6.
*Overheard at Disneyland bagcheck*
"Sir, your guitar can't come in here"
"But it's a part of my soul"
"Okay well if you can take that part of your soul back to your hotel room that would be great"— jingle jangle j ❄️ (@regallyjay) January 26, 2018
7.
https://twitter.com/ndwhitman2/status/956982333764186113
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https://twitter.com/ksenijapavlovic/status/957451668618129408
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Overheard at the gas station:
Clerk 1: Janet worked last night, didn’t she?
Clerk 2: yeah why?
Clerk 1: The candy is organized by color again.
Clerk 1: dammit Janet
— Kate Fedewa O'Connor (@iverbwords) January 28, 2018
10.
https://twitter.com/alexis_jobes/status/954902938169888769
11.
Overheard a trainer at the gym this morning:
"Honey listen. Life doesn't get better. YOU get better."
Oh how much I love that.
— Preethi Kasireddy (@iam_preethi) January 24, 2018
12.
Overheard from child on playground:
"I'm sad. Wait. There's nothing to be sad about. Okay, I'm happy!"— Dr. SunWolf ☀️🐺 (@WordWhispers) June 21, 2017
13.
tbt that time I overheard a girl tell her date that she's an aspiring lifestyle blogger and the guy responded "yeah, that's not real."
— Catie Warren (@catie__warren) January 31, 2018
14.
Just overheard 2 teenagers having a convo about why this sign was in Chinese.
Pray for the future of our nation. pic.twitter.com/kRgHY6sfiB— Ashley Arrington (@AshleyLArring) January 26, 2018
15.
https://twitter.com/ChrisIsJoking/status/758796917392437248
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Overheard at dinner 😂
Elderly lady #1: "You don't want anymore wine??"Elderly lady #2: "Honey, I had a bottle before lunch."
— Vivienne Cole (@viviennecolenyc) January 27, 2018
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Just overheard this convo:
Girl: why the fuck are you staring at me, weirdo!
Man: Sorry. Im tripping on mushrooms & u look like Dan Rather
— Kevin Flood (@FLOOKLYN) June 21, 2017
18.
(Overheard in target)
dad, to little boy fooling around on cart: you know what I’m going to say, right?
little boy: don’t engage in super awesome space travel?
dad: *sighs*
— la nina (@a_wistfulgirl) January 26, 2018
19.
https://twitter.com/ellisuhhh/status/955614998805536769
20.
https://twitter.com/EvansPosts/status/958455867631898624
21.
https://twitter.com/oyasumeme/status/853202519354363904