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20+ Jokes For People Who Are Already Rolling Their Eyes About Valentine’s Day

Some people just aren’t keen on the idea of Valentine’s Day. Regardless of whether or not they’re single when that fateful February day rolls around, they just end up negging on each and every heart-shaped decoration and exorbitant prix fixe menu.

And honestly? It’s hard to blame them. Valentine’s Day is an unnecessary amount of pressure to place on a romantic relationship (or a single person’s psyche), and most of us can’t help but get a little pissed off about the whole charade. Roses and chocolates and sexy lingerie are all well and good — but at a 15% markup in holiday-specific colors? Maybe not so much.

Here are some good, salty jokes for anyone who wishes that Valentine’s Day would just tuck its tail and run right back into the advertising office from whence it came. I hope that all of you (myself included) find the perfect tray of nachos to spend some time with during V-Day this year.

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