14 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read

I’ve been on twitter for about 6 years now, and it never ceases to amaze me how easy it is to find hilarious jokes for this list every week. You’d think I’d run out at some point, but nope. Twitter is a bottomless well of jokes (and lot’s of other not so great stuff lately) but mostly jokes, and it is my absolute pleasure to bring you this list every week. I assure you it is as much fun for me to make as it is for you to read. So thank you for continuing to read this, because it means I get to continue putting it together. Please enjoy this week’s roundup, and always remember: retweets mean everything.

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https://twitter.com/TheWoodenslurpy/status/622094987497332737

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https://twitter.com/Kendragarden/status/116908738010546177

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https://twitter.com/abbycohenwl/status/922521562812530688

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https://twitter.com/Ristolable/status/476504558345392128

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https://twitter.com/ElleOhHell/status/547310578768035840

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https://twitter.com/LostCatDog/status/957312336624308224

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https://twitter.com/Cpin42/status/365157975024877568

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome