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Went out with $20. Woke up with $250, 3 lighters, 2 phones & keys to someone else’s car #MyDrunkStory
— Asher Nepia (@boss_hogg57) March 13, 2018
21.
#mydrunkstory came home from a night out with my buddy and thought my roomba looked thirsty. Gave it a whole cup of water…I don’t own a roomba anymore.
— stu (@shxtbird) March 13, 2018
20.
I was drunkenly trying to make friends with a very angry girl in the bathroom, and when she told me to get away from her I looked her dead in the eyes and said, “You must be a South Pole Elf.” #MyDrunkStory
— BellsyBelles (@BelleofBabble) March 13, 2018
19.
I was at a house party and straight up pooped myself. Ran upstairs, washed my underwear in the sink and jammed them in my purse. Ended up hooking up with one of the guys that lived there later that night and he thought it was sooooo hot I wasn’t wearing underwear #MyDrunkStory
— jenna (@jenlcan) March 13, 2018
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I once got drunk by myself and spent the entire night trying to call the White House just so I could ask Donald Trump if the J in his name stands for Jasmine. #MyDrunkStory
— KRose (@KristenRose124) March 13, 2018
17.
12 years ago I got really drunk at a college party and some guy at the party held my hair back while I threw up and walked me around the yard until I felt better. We’ve been married almost 7 years now. #MyDrunkStory
— jess (@stelsull) March 13, 2018
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A bouncer insider the bar asked how I was doing, and i responded “I’m pretty drunk but don’t want to drink anymore i just want to have fun” he told me i should probably go home. I thanked him, shook his hand, and left. That’s how you kick yourself out of a bar. #MyDrunkStory
— Kevin Blackman (@kjblackman117) March 13, 2018
15.
One time I was so drunk that I called my local pizza shop call “Mario’s Pizza” ranting about Luigi not getting enough credit and how everything is about Mario, even saying that he has his own pizza shop. #MyDrunkStory
— Marcos (@MarcosAmparo3) March 13, 2018
14.
We had just moved to a new house. One night I came home drunk, but instead of going to our new house, I went to our old house… My Keyes didn’t fit so I started ringing the doorbell And knocking on the door. The new owners were not amused… #MyDrunkStory
— Maureen (@MaureenLast) March 13, 2018
13.
I got so drunk that I went up to my roof, switched my phone to airplane mode and flung it at the sky hoping it would take off… It didn’t.#MyDrunkStory
— DebrajSwamessi (@MessedUpJack) March 13, 2018
12.
On my way home from a party I saw a man trying to fix his car, so decided to be nice and help. After we took off the wheels and a CD player, we had a very entertaining conversation. Even schedule a drink the next day. In the morning I realised it was my mom’s car. #MyDrunkStory
— Cosmina Albu (@CosminaAlbu) March 13, 2018