Lex
20.
So today I was lookin at a girl bcuz she had a piece of lettuce in her hair & she looks at me and said "I have a boyfriend" ok lettuce head
— • (@Bentono10) September 14, 2016
19.
https://twitter.com/araslanian_/status/944461063399006210
18.
My roommate went on a bumble date and was nervous so decided to pound shots in her car once she got to the place they were meeting and the guy was parked next to her and watched her chug vodka for 5 minutes.
Dating is rough.
— Syd (@s_kerekes) December 21, 2017
17.
https://twitter.com/kellyblaus/status/935068665325727745
16.
It was a quiet car ride pic.twitter.com/F9ubGUoHAI
— palmer ward (@decentbirthday) December 14, 2017
15.
https://twitter.com/anuscosgrove/status/701549295519080450
14.
https://twitter.com/hkell/status/660957211628277764
13.
https://twitter.com/hannahkimberlee/status/938980945000058880
12.
My mom just RUINED my dog and she literally said "he wanted to keep it long on the top" I am devastated pic.twitter.com/pjYuGYNhUm
— Lindsay Martin (@lindsaymartin15) November 19, 2016
11.
https://twitter.com/yourejoshinme_/status/949107608761356288