15 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read

I’ve been on twitter for about 6 years now, and it never ceases to amaze me how easy it is to find hilarious jokes for this list every week. You’d think I’d run out at some point, but nope. Twitter is a bottomless well of jokes (and lot’s of other not so great stuff lately) but mostly jokes, and it is my absolute pleasure to bring you this list every week. I assure you it is as much fun for me to make as it is for you to read. So thank you for continuing to visit this, because it means I get to continue putting it together. Please enjoy this week’s roundup, and always remember: retweets mean everything.

15.

https://twitter.com/abbycohenwl/status/566775887681441792

14.

https://twitter.com/GrowlyGrego/status/978691578486312961

13.

https://twitter.com/Eden_Eats/status/932084263750549504

12.

Actually Jennifer, diamonds are a girls best friend, so technically I slept with your second best friend

— Lizzo is still fat (@mattytalks) April 15, 2014

11.

look for bugs or don't. Whatever pic.twitter.com/7CeRDO0tdL

— Leah Tiscione (@LeahTiscione) June 5, 2017

10.

https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/663691903926452224

9.

Me: Hey Mom!

My mom: Oh haha I get that all the time

Me: Wha-

Definitely my mom: *walking away from me* Just one of those faces, I guess!

— dick snickers (@smithsara79) September 27, 2017

8.

https://twitter.com/SortaBad/status/972972788943237120

7.

Always be yourself.
A little less
A little less
There you go.

— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) February 4, 2015

6.

https://twitter.com/SirEviscerate/status/385638735473549312

5.

https://twitter.com/LostCatDog/status/316593851085242369

4.

https://twitter.com/dorsalstream/status/975904953783873536

3.

https://twitter.com/WGladstone/status/689618601909862400

2.

https://twitter.com/bourgeoisalien/status/647753689877356545

1.

https://twitter.com/ReelQuinn/status/848960252812853248