Lindsey Robertson
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best part about making plans with people is canceling plans with people, then never having to see people
— beth, an alien (@bourgeoisalien) January 19, 2016
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“This is a mistake”
-I whisper as I leave my house
— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) March 21, 2014
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I know it’s important to “put yourself out there,” but here’s my argument: what if it’s annoying
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) February 1, 2016
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If you could have dinner with any person, living or dead, what excuse would you use to bail at the last minute?
— Nerdine Boo (@brennadine) February 2, 2015
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i only ask people to hang out when i know they already have plans
— so sad today (@sosadtoday) February 14, 2016