Mike
I’ve been on twitter for about 6 years now, and it never ceases to amaze me how easy it is to find hilarious jokes for this list every week. You’d think I’d run out at some point, but nope. Twitter is a bottomless well of jokes (and lot’s of other not so great stuff lately) but mostly jokes, and it is my absolute pleasure to bring you this list every week. I assure you it is as much fun for me to make as it is for you to read. So thank you for continuing to visit this, because it means I get to continue putting it together. Please enjoy this week’s roundup, and always remember: retweets mean everything.
15.
From experience as a lonely teenage boy, it's important to remember:
1) nobody is required to have sex with you
2) sex shouldn't define who you are
3) don't write a 5-page vampire poem to ask out a girl who isn't interested in vampires because IT WILL NOT WORK
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) April 26, 2018
14.
remember when the bad luck brian meme lasted us from 2012-2015? remember in 2016 when we had one viral meme a month? remember last week when we had a viral spongebob meme an hour
— . (@jaboukie) April 10, 2018
13.
computer, show me what it would be like if dennis the menace and mr. wilson switched bodies pic.twitter.com/EyAx563nO2
— jake (@jakecurrie) September 15, 2017
12.
https://twitter.com/ElleOhHell/status/989646065157726209
11.
https://twitter.com/thetigersez/status/989279515296722944
10.
WHERE MY PEOPLE IN THE CLUB WHO HAD A VERY DIFFERENT EXPECTATION OF HOW THEIR LIFE WAS GOING TO BE BY THIS POINT
— maura quint (@behindyourback) October 15, 2016
9.
https://twitter.com/mrjohndarby/status/922114069397729282
8.
My review of our solar system: 1 star.
— Ian Abramson (@ianabramson) April 23, 2018
7.
https://twitter.com/nachdermas/status/987772242502340608
6.
https://twitter.com/ReelQuinn/status/984857800714137600
5.
https://twitter.com/bornmiserable/status/983154946597052416
4.
https://twitter.com/SirEviscerate/status/713159437544873984
3.
https://twitter.com/markedly/status/981532678737539072
2.
https://twitter.com/Manda_like_wine/status/869305770470514688
1.
https://twitter.com/NicCageMatch/status/953408557298352128