21 Random Facts I Learned On Twitter

11. I wish that was my excuse.

12. Please use this responsibly.

13. This is forever changed for me.

14. Suspicion confirmed. They are robots.

https://twitter.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/908176403685707776

15. Excellent save!

Mike

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome