26 Hilariously Terrible Tattoos Being Regretted As We Speak

Most of us have made our fair share of mistakes in life, but these unfortunate folks have to live with theirs forever. At least with a horrible tattoo, you can carry your life lesson with you everywhere. Thinking about leasing a motorcycle? Look at your tattoo, and do not do. Thinking about sliding into your coworker’s DMs? Check your ink, and have a think. I’d give a third example but I think you get the point.

Here’s a good rule to follow: Before you get any tattoo, text what you’re getting to at least 5 friends. Chances are at least one of them will be a sane enough person to talk you out of it. I don’t want to see any of you on the next bad tattoo list.

1. IDK I kinda like it.

Nice tattoo, Dave from funny

2. This guy has killed.

This guys haircut (x-post r/oddlyterrifying) from ATBGE

3. Could be worse?

Today I learned that my friends Chinese tattoo literally means "Turkey Sandwich" from pics

4. Could not have messed this up worse.

"It’s is my life" – Jon Bovi from funny

5. It’s supposed to be stars.

this tattoo was apparently supposed to be of “stars.” from facepalm

6. Mernalynn Monrrue

Im speechless… from badtattoos

7. Not exactly a bad tattoo, but I still hate it.

Posted by Richard Batey on Sunday, December 31, 2017

8. Believe harder.

Maximum facepalm from badtattoos

9. Just…why?

Back of the Head Tattoo from WTF

10. Lost beyond saving.

Close, but not close enough from badtattoos

11. It’s creative, I’ll give it that.

I don’t even have the words to explain this from ATBGE

12. I’m sure his parents are proud.

Dog Tits from badtattoos

13. Broken is right.

So my buddy’s step sister got a tattoo of her mother.. from badtattoos

14. Beautifully confusing.

The bananas threw me for a loop from ATBGE

15. Nailed the look of regret on the tiger’s face though.

A girl I went to high school with has this on her upper thigh… from badtattoos

16. Yeah because no one is going to talk to you.

The Girl with the Vegan Tattoo. from trashy

17. Pikachurb.

pikachu line drawing tattoo, pikachu tattoo, line drawing tattoo

18. And it’s saying “kill me”

Money Talks from funny

19. Tiger Lilly? Wait, are those bandaids?

I don’t even.. from badtattoos

20. Maybe he’ll grow up to look like that?

Getting a tattoo of your newborn from Wellthatsucks

21. Just because you American, doesn’t mean you Amerishould.

My Uncle’s new tattoo. Christmas will be awkward this year. from trashy

22. Probably for the best.

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23. Guess the carpet doesn’t match the curtains.

Happy Meal from trashy

24. Problem solved.

Impressive dot work, but why? from ATBGE

25. Worse than getting crabs.

expectation vs reality

26. Stay dead, Jesus. We’re wrapping up.

Instagram find. I never laughed so hard at a tattoo. from badtattoos

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h/t boredpanda

Mike

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome