Eating is serious business, particularly when you’re one of those people who get hungry at the mere mention of food. (*Ahem* me.)
While some may simply view food consumption as a necessary means of survival, there are many of us who have devoted our daily existence to snacking, munching, noshing, nibbling and generally conquering hunger one snack at a time, never leaving a clean plate behind. For those devoted heroes, well: these memes are for you.
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*calls up pizza place*
WHY WOULD YOU CUT MY PIZZA SO UNEVEN? IF YOU’RE TRYING TO TEAR MY FAMILY APART IT’S WORKING
— Bad Kyle (@KyleMcDowell86) February 6, 2014
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porn is so unrealistic who would have sex while the pizza was getting cold so stupid
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) August 31, 2012
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It’s a lot easier to stop eating carbs once you’ve come to terms with living a joyless life full of anger and sadness.
— Smug Lemur (@Smug_Lemur) January 29, 2015
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I can’t turn water into wine, but I can turn ice cream into breakfast.
— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) June 25, 2012
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The Roomba vacuum cleaner just beat me to a piece of popcorn I dropped on the floor & this is how the war against the machines begins.
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) November 30, 2013
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[hands over brown bag with £10,000 ransom]
“Now give me my wife.”
“This is short by £2.39”
[hides Mcflurry] “it’s all I got.”— Paul (@FrenulumBreve) December 23, 2014
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i prefer 6O9 where you are both curled up around a big pizza
— zoë bread (@zoebread) September 7, 2013
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It’s not fast food if you eat it slow pic.twitter.com/E7mopipzcq
— Arsxlan (@prxncer_c) February 16, 2017
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When you’re hungry and someone says “didn’t you just eat?” pic.twitter.com/H2SG0An56n
— Tom Davies (@1TD) March 27, 2017
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The Bible verse that always keeps me going pic.twitter.com/r7MDngyJ9O
— Because I’m a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) April 18, 2017
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https://twitter.com/Akiladahun1/status/763626201449570304
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when the food is nasty but you ain’t trying to hurt someone’s feelings pic.twitter.com/r3zIIu7lEW
— Relationship Goals™ (@ItsBaeFeelings) November 28, 2015
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Who needs a makeup palette when you can have a chicken nugget dipping sauce palette? pic.twitter.com/22ZYE7X7P5
— shan (@shanowxns) October 4, 2015
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“no outside snacks permitted inside the movie theater” pic.twitter.com/YAKn2f6N0f
— brohsen (@brohsen) January 23, 2017
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me: hey put pineapple on the pizza
everyone: pic.twitter.com/TFMTdreXY0— will.je.suis (@trashaneel) February 6, 2016
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Left hand is steering, the other is gripping your thigh pic.twitter.com/G8bQN4VopD
— khashiana (@khashiana) October 4, 2015
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How much garlic recipes call for vs how much I use pic.twitter.com/RWRHhdmBgy
— Mario Castañeda (@wrackune) July 25, 2017
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When Dominos said they’d be 45 minutes but it’s been 50. pic.twitter.com/HqJwZXXrKY
— Ollie Garch: Redux (@ojedge) June 15, 2016
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How I picture my food looking after someone asks me to share. pic.twitter.com/UA52WzaNd8
— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) April 26, 2017