21 Times Gordon Ramsay Was An Absolute, Unrivaled Savage

Gordon Ramsay. A chef whose cooking acumen is matched only by his creativity when it comes to absolutely destroying the dishes and egos of would-be chefs around the world. Sure, you’ve probably heard of the infinitely iconic “idiot sandwich” dig, but have you ever heard Ramsay call a baby “ugly,” or refer to a mound of rice as “a boob”? If not, boy are you in for a treat!

21. When he likened a contestant’s sauce to seagull splatter:

20. When he psyched out a contestant in the most ego-destroying way possible:

19. When he flabbergasted a restaurant owner by saying her fish sandwich tasted like “horsecock”:

18. And when he called a contestant’s fish “a bison’s penis”:

17. When he was extremely honest about what he saw:

16. When he combined a burn with a pun:

15. When he delivered this stomach-turning phrase:

14. When he straight-up called a baby ugly:

13. When he raised this contestant up, only to watch her fall:

12. When he had a really tough choice to make:

11. When he had murder in his heart concerning this pigeon:

10. When he dropped this most iconic of food-related disses:

9. As well as this sandwich burn:

8. When he voiced a very strong (and true opinion) concerning people who give out apples as Halloween treats:

7. When he really didn’t appreciate the texture of his dish:

6. When the meal was so bad, he appealed to greater forces:

5. When he likened a chef to a pastry:

4. When he dispatched this macabre insult:

3. When he shamed the rawness of a contestant’s chicken and her lipstick simultaneously:

2. When he had a choice word about the plating of his rice:

1. All of the general savagery involved here: