Texts From Last Night
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Just once I’d like to see a movie sex scene be accurate.
You know, him having a hard time getting her off then giving up.
— The Eh Factor 🇨🇦 (@AngelaEhh) August 8, 2014
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woops did i leave both of my bowling trophies in my hands during sex again that’s embarrassing
— chuuch (@ch000ch) September 1, 2014
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[trying not to think about Sonic The Hedgehog during sex]
Her: faster! faster!
Me: oh god no
— Cool Eric (@OBiiieeee) October 23, 2014
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