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32 People Who Knew Exactly How To Quit A Job

If you’ve ever had a job you hated—which, come on, of course you have—you probably dreamed up all of the creative, amazing, and satisfying ways you’d quit that job. (You know, if you could.) It’s probably not a great idea to quit spectacularly and go out in a blaze of glory—you may need a reference later, and bad news travels fast on LinkedIn—so the dreams became just that: dreams. Except because of the internet, you can live vicariously through these other people, these folks who stuck it to their bosses by quitting in a highly memorable fashion that made them legends at the places they never want to step foot inside of again.

1. Don’t forget your red stapler.

2. Breaking up isn’t hard to do.

3. Read receipt.

 

4. There was a young person named Smitty, whose job was decidedly…

5. Here we go!

6. We can all use an Angel.