Masha
Internet, meet Bridget Nickerson. Bridget Nickerson has great style, pink hair, and nice mesh tops. Bridget also has a way with words. Specifically, words that scare away creeps sliding into her DMs. Specifically, dudes that try to ‘sex chat’ with random strangers off the Internet (what is this, MSN circa 2000???)
Anyway, take notes girls (and also guys, on what not to do):
First of all, do people really get off on sex chats with randos? PORN IS FREE, Y’ALL. Second of all, anybody who writes ‘cloths’ instead of ‘clothes’ can just go right to hell. Third of all, no descriptive sexy rhetoric between *kises you long and hard* and *takes off your cloths*? NOTHIN?
Not to mention the Shrek surprise. Bridget didn’t even use female Shrek (Fiona!) or human Shrek (?hot?) because she a savage. Also, way to bring it around full circle with the “Damn not going to even reply???” I love a bookend.
lmaoooo pic.twitter.com/6YYuUsurgq
— outdated☆ (@xopinkiexo) November 27, 2017
Bridget’s tweet went viral, racking up over 100,000 retweets and 240,000 likes in just a couple of days. I think it’s safe to say we now have a new template for dealing with grody Internet creeps. Naturally, Twitter LOVED IT.