Remember when you were younger and your friends would f**k with you and stab you with a pencil? Don’t act like I’m weird for asking that question because everyone had that one friend who would do weird sh*t like that. As it turns out, we were all strange AF when we were younger, because more people than you think have lead stuck in their bodies from years ago—when our friends stabbed us with pencils. How do we know?
Recently, a Twitter user asked people to share photos of them with lead from pencils stuck inside their bodies. How did they get there? Only one way.
Hello I’m looking for people who have led from their pencil stuck inside their bodies— Los (@Los_Writer) January 7, 2019
Before he knew it, people were sending photos of all sorts of body parts to show that we may have grown up in different places, but truly, we’re all the same kind of idiot.
(in middle school) i was sitting next to this boy i had a crush on and he stabbed me in my leg with his pencil after i laughed when he fell off his seat pic.twitter.com/4bFuKvW6hx— ADRIAN :^) (@toaste_oven) January 8, 2019
Hello. I got frustrated while practicing single digit multiplication in 3rd grade and decided to slam my head on the table. However, I hit my pencil that was sticking point up. It’s still here 11 years later. pic.twitter.com/ZrkKAsI8bS— Samuel Hepola (@HepolaSamuel) January 8, 2019
thought I was the only one pic.twitter.com/NaJ2uiTLc0— madison limpus (@madison_limpus) January 8, 2019
In first grade the teacher made @El_Tor0 my reading buddy and he wasn’t too happy about it, so he stabbed my left pinky with his mechanical pencil. I’ve had this led stuck in me ever since.🙃😂 pic.twitter.com/FoBojuMo38— Berenice. (@garciaberenice_) January 8, 2019
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been in me since ‘09, brother✊🏻 pic.twitter.com/kzrtSC93u1— Payton (@ppicolotti) January 10, 2019
Art class in 6th Grade🙃 pic.twitter.com/C90uNaKT0H— mak (@makenseylayne) January 8, 2019
my sister threw a pencil at me when i was in third grade & was just an inch away from being blind pic.twitter.com/BkrYll5sTE— ashley serafin (@serff_board) January 9, 2019
Stabbed myself with a pencil on accident in 2nd grade. 22 years ago and it’s still there haha. pic.twitter.com/D08zfhNmAg— Maggie (@MaggiePPeterson) January 8, 2019
1987. I hit Henrik Josefsson in my class over the head with a book and he retaliated by stabbing me with his pencil. We were 8. pic.twitter.com/opaX9tgbye— 𝓚𝓪𝓳𝓪𝓴 ☝️🤓 (@AlltGenast) January 9, 2019
16, first SAT pic.twitter.com/iIp37Y0jHR— Alex (@alexcooops) January 9, 2019
In fourth grade, my crush stabbed me with his led pencil and I still have the mark of our love. pic.twitter.com/czwPhhO29v— 🌼xo🌼 (@xoxo_ful) January 10, 2019
Hello one time my sister stabbed me with a pencil when we were playing tag pic.twitter.com/rAZ4HzNBUz— Raquel Jimenez (@raquelmariieee) January 9, 2019
Swore i was the only one pic.twitter.com/KMnvcOuEDE— Trenton (@trentpawling10) January 8, 2019
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I thought I was alone pic.twitter.com/iSarxNU1NW— Abrijam (@abrijam) January 9, 2019
I got stabbed in the hand by a boy I liked in the third grade pic.twitter.com/3rHmr3q3Zk— patricia (@eIhokage) January 8, 2019
OH MY GOD!! in 3rd grade a girl stabbed me with a pencil and i still have the lead in my arm pic.twitter.com/h7nilx2Bhz— koby (@kobychill) January 9, 2019
So, there you have it folks—we’re all sociopaths.