Mike
We can all relate to the human experience, well, unless you grew up in the woods raised by wolves, in which case congratulations on using technology to find this site and not just smashing it with a rock. Anyway, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, relatable experiences. Like when you go on a tangent and lose your train of thought. (see what I did there?)
These folks on Twitter managed to encapsulate many of these experiences by spinning them into hilariously relatable jokes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll even mumble “me” under your breath every so often.
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I hate when my friends think they’re ugly, like why would I be friends with an ugly bitch ????
— adri (@alm1ghtyadri) February 17, 2019
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everytime the law & order theme song comes on pic.twitter.com/2Lg5fVrsUE
— Demetrius (@DemetriusHarmon) February 19, 2019
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https://twitter.com/insaneasyIums/status/1097392067028897792
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Getting touched during heads up seven up was the last time i felt something
— JP (@excesstential) February 20, 2019
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when u drop ur charger down the side of the bed in the dark pic.twitter.com/BzBYYc5aGV
— R U B Y ♡ R Ø S E (@rubexcubex) February 18, 2019
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your airport outfit is very important I don’t care what anyone says
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) February 21, 2019
7.
is my baby fat ever gonna leave or did it just turn into fat fat?
— queen quen (@quenblackwell) February 21, 2019
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i havent fully stopped at a stop sign since i was born
— emma (@emmachamberlain) February 26, 2019
9.
I am a:
⚪️ Man
⚪️ Woman
🔘 Dumb bitch
Looking for:
⚪️ Women
⚪️ Men
🔘 My keys that i had 2 seconds ago
— Adrianna 🍒👽 (@aydreezyy) February 12, 2019
10.
Me, in hell: I was told there would be a “special” place for me?
— Go to your home! Are you too good for your home?! (@alicewetterlund) February 25, 2019
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my conversations w literally anyone:
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⚪️— kylie (@midairlove) February 5, 2019