24 Tweets Vegans Will Enjoy More Than A Big Bowl Of Kale
Vegans get a lot of grief, and while some of them can be annoying, for the most part, they’re just living healthy clean lives. Maybe that’s why we give them so much crap. They are constant reminders of just how unhealthy we’re being. More power to them, I’m gonna keep eating bacon.
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https://twitter.com/peachxrach/status/1019197702092066816
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me when the restaurant has more than one vegan option https://t.co/QCqgPOHK9E
— emily (@emiewi) September 26, 2018
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https://twitter.com/Joe_Fries/status/962455986362560513
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‘if ur a vegan why do u eat so much unhealthy food’
first of all, i hate myself not the animals
— em jane Ⓥ🌹 (@emjdv) October 16, 2017
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so y’all will stop using straws to save fish but won’t stop eating fish to save fish
— india 👽 Ⓥ (@tofumuse) July 26, 2018
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ppl: I'll never understand why ppl go vegan
vegan: there are plenty reasons like ethics &
ppl: we may never know
vegan: clima
ppl: never
— spiritual rat (@theveganqueen) April 29, 2017
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https://twitter.com/BeccaBailey9/status/978303605898870784
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Me: I’m vegan
Y’all: okay then miss vegan ass, what would you do if you were on an island with no trees, no vegetation, no other people, no boat, no candles, no clothes, no teeth, no knees, no sunscreen, no flu shot, no sand, no island, no sea salt, no shade, no water, no eyes, n— ♡☁ONE FOOT IN THE STREET☁️♡ (@Syvanndra) July 10, 2018
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“I’ve never had vegan food”
Me: damn not even a french fry?
— Evan (@evanjmez) August 16, 2018
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https://twitter.com/viviunuu/status/986097769197834240
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“what are you eating?”
me: “vegan chicken nuggets!”
“omg we get it you don’t eat meat you don’t have to say it’s vegan every time”“what are you eating?”
me: “chicken nuggets”
“uuuMMMM just CHICKEN NUGGETS???? I THouGhht THAT U diDN’t EAT MEAT???”— 𖥧𖡼𖤣𖥧𓆏𖥧𖤣𖡼𖥧 (@feralcatowner) September 24, 2018
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https://twitter.com/collinrenfro/status/999693887710023681
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https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/675791286784401408
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https://twitter.com/Colak/status/676415399995551744
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https://twitter.com/mitchwelling/status/676591503922212864
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[RUNS THRU AIRPORT TO STOP GIRL FROM GETTING ON PLANE]
Me: Wait, I have to tell you something!
Her: Oh wow! I knew you lov-
Me: I'M VEGAN
— Steve Dutzy (@SteveDutzy) December 7, 2015
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[getting stabbed]
"I'm a vegan"
— MisoSilly (@SeiYoung83) December 6, 2015
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MINISTER: Do you take this man to be your husband?
BRIDE: I do
MINISTER: Do you take this woman to be your wife?
VEGAN GROOM: I’m a vegan— Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD BOFA Economics (@BuckyIsotope) September 7, 2015
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[gets abducted by aliens]
"can we stop for coffee?"— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) September 30, 2015
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Reporter: How do you feel about all this?
Man in windshield: I just wanted to say I'm vegan. pic.twitter.com/kclqJ3AsjG— orange shirt guy (@awkwardphilippe) October 15, 2015
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Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Give a vegan a fish and you'll never hear the end of it.— Dean Burnett (@garwboy everywhere else too) (@garwboy) December 6, 2015
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*someone starts having a heart attack*
person: is anyone here a doctor??
vegan: im a vegan
— george w kush (@yungshoelace) April 20, 2015
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As a vegan my favorite past times include eating twigs and leaves, rolling around in dirt instead of showering & performing human sacrifices
— Mary (@heymaryx) December 10, 2015
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https://twitter.com/betakittty/status/675788438835085312