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15 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read

One of the high points of my week is sifting through Twitter and putting together this list of funny tweets. Now, you might be thinking, “Wow, Mike. Pretty sad a high point of your week is putting together a Twitter list.” Well, yeah. Shit’s not going great for me right now, but it’s the little things that get me through the day, and to be honest I don’t need your judgment. Maybe if you put a little positivity out there the world wouldn’t be such a USED DIAPER FIRE.

I’m sorry. Susan, please come back. I’m so lonely. I miss you.

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