Mike
I’m going to need you to read all of these twitter jokes by the end of the day.
1.
Hey @GordonRamsay What do you think man pic.twitter.com/YfVYN1qGKG
— balint (@252a3d) March 27, 2019
2.
https://twitter.com/sistersome/status/1111097680846036997
3.
current mood: absolutely losing it over these pics of bad panoramas of dogs pic.twitter.com/bnUpLztGbH
— jocy (@jocelynseip) March 27, 2019
4.
Birds are dinosaurs? No. I want dinosaurs here or I want them completely gone. I don't need a bullshit imitation dinosaur to shit on my car.
— NOT A METH LAB (@jenlaw_11) August 31, 2014
5.
modern friendship is texting "remind me of your address again" back and forth forever even though there's a space to save addresses right there in your contacts
— anna borges (@annabroges) March 26, 2019
6.
I'm not doubting that you're 1/8th Pond People, but this is a research paper. You can't cite "BOG WISDOM"
— nattie winters (@UtilityLimb) October 14, 2011
7.
Gimme the teat boys, I’m still a foal
I wanna drink milk from an areole
I can’t chew hay— angry wet spider (@birdbutterer) March 26, 2019
8.
https://twitter.com/FeralCrone/status/524512817735794688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E524512817735794688&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpleated-jeans.com%2F2019%2F04%2F26%2Fbest-jokes-on-twitter%2F
9.
https://twitter.com/nthnashma/status/1109914512323477504
10.
https://twitter.com/jaboukie/status/1110302654671015936
11.
https://twitter.com/HTHRFLWRS/status/1109722220283084801
12.
how’s waldo? pic.twitter.com/FWFAeJRVjf
— Tommy Siegel (@TommySiegel) March 24, 2019
13.
If you lie down on the floor in McDonald's you get to meet the manager
— demiurge moore (@online_shawn) October 30, 2015
14.
https://twitter.com/dontforgetjames/status/1109431852731899905
15.
What an upset! My bracket is in shambles pic.twitter.com/ZSfHPMNB9O
— Nicky (@nickturani) March 22, 2019