14 Angry Notes From People With A Black Belt In Passive Aggression

There are two types of people in this world: those who confront the people they have a problem with, and those who leave passive aggressive notes. Personally, I love leaving an angry note. It’s quick, easy, and no one gets hurt (especially me).

These fine folks share my proclivity for ducking confrontation and did so with such flair I had to share. The passive aggressive note is an art form, and these masterpieces should be in a museum.

1. Bonus points for writing it on toilet paper.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BlJARkhBtx2/

2. Grape thieves have no class.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BkFwv29n6vX/

3. But they do have sass.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BkFwv29n6vX/

4. A lot to unpack here…

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bgm9AxGBRxx/

5. A classic coworker struggle.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhUeQoEBTqK/

6. What’s your deal, Mike?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BlRBtF_gixU/

7. I straight LOLed at “bourgeoisie parking vigilante.”

https://www.instagram.com/p/BkgW6LKH1Rw/

8. Also, maybe just don’t wear cologne.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BipZ3REgMmn/

9. You’re going down, Sarah.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhfTV-HDXAF/

10. Everyone here lost.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BgRjOd7jKz2/

11. Who hurt you, Uber driver?

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bf39WFOFFI8/

12. The real lesson here is if you graduate with an English degree you’ll work in housekeeping.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJas0b2gdDp/

13. Please.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVXqnevhLsh/

14. Helpful note or cry for help?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BaNRroKnJBY/

h/t BuzzFeed

Mike

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome