27 Times Kids Hilariously And Perfectly Renamed Things

Kids really do say the darndest things. They haven’t yet had their point of view molded by society, so their minds are free to see life in a way we can’t even wrap our heads around anymore. Sure is fun to be around though.

These hilarious kids used their unjaded minds to come up with new names for everyday objects, and honestly, I think these names are way better.

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A friend's 5 yr old saw a rhino and called it a "Battle Unicorn". Can we let 5 yr olds christen new species please?

— Zoe's Zoo (@ZoesZooYouTube) May 30, 2018

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My kid just called Fruit Loops "Pride Cheerios" and I've never been happier in my life that this little dude calls me mom.

— OutnumberedMother (@OutNumbMother) September 5, 2018

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https://twitter.com/LetMeStart/status/714753982569324544

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https://twitter.com/RebeccaCaprara/status/967112578349584385

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My 4-year-old called ice cubes "water bricks," and now I'll never call them anything else.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 26, 2018

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https://twitter.com/jess2780/status/1003578332703854592

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My three year old decided escalators are called “robot stairs,” and so it has been decreed in our house.

— Hunter Campbell (@HunterCampbell) May 31, 2018

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My daughter doesn’t know the word “braces” so she calls them “tiny jails for your teeth.”

— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) October 12, 2018

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My two year old son calls beards/facial hair “face grass”. It started like a year ago and we can’t bring ourselves to correct him.

— Janna (@janna_rpw) May 31, 2018

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When my daughter was little she called her memory her remembery. It will always be that to us.

— Isabel Jordan (She/Her) (@seastarbatita) May 30, 2018

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My daughter still calls sneezing "bless yous" and I will destroy anyone that ruins this for me.

— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) March 1, 2017

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https://twitter.com/StellaGMaddox/status/396013919367860224

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https://twitter.com/TessaDare/status/1001632549217566721

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5-Year-Old: HEY! WHERE ARE MY MATTRESS CURTAINS!?

Me: Um… your sheets? I’m washing them.

— Momarazzi. (@Mirimade) September 4, 2018

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https://twitter.com/d_cd_c/status/1003716642583601152

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https://twitter.com/GrantTanaka/status/1093323041122086913

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https://twitter.com/LetMeStart/status/724314007885193216

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My 2-year-old called the vehicle for sick people a "wee woo truck" and now I don't even remember what the right name is anymore.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 17, 2017

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Little kids may wake up too early but at least my five-year-old daughter calls the airport the airplane store.

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) September 7, 2014

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https://twitter.com/hotwirefences/status/1001892265667825664

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My kid calls prune juice 'poop juice' (suitable) and wine or beer 'mama juice' (also suitable).

— Lívia Labate (@livlab) May 31, 2018

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For my daughter, elevators were "uppy rooms".

— Teri Bloom (@tanderny) May 30, 2018

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Watched Great Pumpkin special with my son yesterday and he LOST HIS F**KING MIND FOR SNOOPY.
He calls him "SNOOFY."
NO ONE CORRECT HIM EVER

— Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel) October 30, 2017

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My 3-year-old calls bubble gum "gubble bum" and I say a little prayer every day that no one ever corrects her.

— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) September 4, 2017

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When my nephew was small he referred to pizza crusts as "pizza bones".

— Army (@Skorpeo) May 30, 2018

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My 4-year-old just called the garbage disposal switch a “gobble button” and that is what I will henceforth be calling it.

— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) November 22, 2018

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My son calls squirrels "kangaroos" and I have no intention of correcting him.#Dadlife #Parenting

— TwinzerDad (@TwinzerDad) October 25, 2018

h/t BoredPanda

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