33 Tweets For Anyone Who's Just Killing Time Between Meals

I’m usually thinking about what I’m going to eat for lunch while I’m eating breakfast. Food isn’t just what I need to live, it’s what I live for. Do I remember the first time I had sex? Vaguely. Do I remember the first time I had chicken parmesan? In exquisite detail.

These 37 folks share my obsession with eating, and if you’re anything like us you’ll feel these tweets deeply, and probably need a snack afterwards.

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https://twitter.com/benoobrown/status/1079698851248988160

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Being an adult is eating the crust not because you like it, but because you paid for it.

— Shower Thoughts (@ShwrThght) December 30, 2018

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https://twitter.com/gunsblazinjsn/status/1079509146637139968

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ranch is by far the best/most underrated condiment out there.
hear me out:

pizza?
RANCH

wings?
RANCH

salad?
RANCH

chicken nuggets?
RANCH

carrots?
RANCH

wraps?
RANCH

— danielle lomastro (@dmlomaa) December 31, 2018

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https://twitter.com/ablsaint/status/1080946385049079811

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Keto Diet’s cool but have you tried the Cheeto Diet?

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 3, 2019

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https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1081690768949923840

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am i the only one who opens the fridge repeatedly hoping that the food ur craving will magically appear

— mgk (@machinegunkelly) December 31, 2018

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https://twitter.com/EmrgencyKittens/status/1079112573667164167

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Spinach pizza really hits but y’all aren’t ready for this adult conversation.

— alexus. (@alexuuussss) December 28, 2018

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https://twitter.com/_notoriousliyah/status/1080596296719888385

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reasons i eat:
☒ boredom
☒ felt a feeling
☒ attempt to fill hole in soul
□ hunger

— so sad today (@sosadtoday) January 5, 2019

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https://twitter.com/emmajthatcher/status/1080174916266323969

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God bless fast food.
God bless slow food.
God bless any kind of
I-don’t-have-to-cook food.

— Beth Moore (@BethMooreLPM) January 4, 2019

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https://twitter.com/all_in_yo_girl/status/1081575817078063106

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types of people you shouldn’t trust:

1.) everyone
2.) who
3.) like
4.) pineapple
5.) on
6.) pizza

— larri (@larray) December 31, 2018

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“I need to lose some weight”

also me pic.twitter.com/3kFswRnM8o

— ✨ (@itschrissybaeb) December 29, 2018

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why is cereal still considered a breakfast food when we all know it hits better at night

— samantha (@milkygoddess) December 31, 2018

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I swear I go through a phase of literally eating one meal a day and then a few weeks later eating 5 meals a day and pigging out on snacks in between no wonder my body doesn’t know what the fuck is going on

— Zoe McGlade (@ZoeMcglade) January 2, 2019

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https://twitter.com/harimaaa__/status/1080146341572038656

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I want a hot body but I also want to eat tamales

— Alannized (@Alannized) December 29, 2018

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I left my car unlocked for 10 minutes to go tanning and someone stole my KFC. They left my wallet…but stole my chicken…

— Lyndi Rose (@_lyndi_) January 4, 2019

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https://twitter.com/EastonHerring/status/1079301458858778624

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My favorite part of going out to eat is acting like I’ve never met food before. Bread?? Complimentary? On my table?! How exotic. How fucking foreign. Brëd? Bręæd? Is that Latin? Nice to meet you.

— ditch pony (@molly7anne) December 28, 2018

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https://twitter.com/Eirizu/status/1079385020911894528

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https://twitter.com/PushupSensei/status/1080269092886593537

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https://twitter.com/JonathanJoly/status/1081682951232983042

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At what point do you stop using “it’s the holidays” as an excuse to keep eating?

— Hailee Steinfeld (@HaileeSteinfeld) December 28, 2018

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https://twitter.com/hsalF_esreveR/status/1081001844506275840

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When your order number is 59 & they just called 43 pic.twitter.com/RYbhwBfOd1

— Charles J. Moore (@charles270) January 4, 2019

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https://twitter.com/anuscosgrove/status/1078445792166334469

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https://twitter.com/alezander/status/1081263293371535362

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https://twitter.com/EMlLYANNETTE/status/1079495280712732672

h/t: Petty Mayonnaise

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Mike Primavera