25 People Who Should Have Read The Reviews First

16. Or end up with a cursed bear.

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17. Or have your breakfast beg you for death.

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18. Because you’ll look like a mummy out for a night on the town.

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19. Because I’m pretty sure Santa wasn’t in Lord of the Rings.

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20. Because no one wants to see that much.

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21. Because you most likely weren’t shopping for a great joke.

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22. Or OG smut PJs.

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23. Because you want to soak more than your feet.

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24. Because that’s not the gym look you’re going for.

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25. Because your good boy deserves better.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome