25 Hilariously Savage Comebacks From Restaurants That Received Negative Reviews

I’ll just go ahead and say it. If you’ve taken time out of your day to go online and write an angry review, you’re probably an asshole. All you had to do was not go there anymore.

But no. You need someone to be punished. You head home eager to swing the firey sword of justice on Yelp. *clickity-clack* “wah-wah-wah I’m telling on you.” Grow up.

So, yeah, I’ve worked in restaurants. You can probably guess whose side I’m on. Especially when most of these are COMPLETE AND TOTAL LIES. People are the worst.

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