15 Funny Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week
Here it is. The moment you’ve all been waiting for.Which is pretty sad when I think about it.
Anyway, here are the best tweets of the week.
1.
https://twitter.com/KlondikeBrat/status/1151179785126592512
2.
I'm sorry the what now pic.twitter.com/OpxK1FKiZY
— skepanie (@goodhairperson) July 16, 2019
3.
tired of these mfs pic.twitter.com/NX6G3I2TMi
— Joe Dirte (@DickFooDog) July 16, 2019
4.
My friend who doesn’t have twitter sent this from her flight. It belongs on Twitter. pic.twitter.com/qG6d54V5Dd
— Alafair Burke (@alafairburke) July 15, 2019
5.
https://twitter.com/callapilla/status/1150322594802855937
6.
https://twitter.com/bummermaid/status/1149122253293883392
7.
https://twitter.com/ColeEscola/status/1148763233601425408
8.
https://twitter.com/iamspacegirl/status/1139226508311093250
9.
God: you’re my son
Jesus: do I have super powers 😀
God: you can turn water to wine, walk on water, uh bread
Jesus: :/
God: …fish
Jesus: so who’s my enemy
God: Satan. he has shapeshifting, fire, rock n roll, charm
Jesus: wow that’s cool 🙁
God: oh he’s super duper cool
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) June 13, 2019
10.
[Nightclub]
Me: *shouting over the loud music at the bartender* WHAT IS THE SOUP OF THE DAY
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) June 12, 2019
11.
[closes book, slowly removes glasses, and thoughtfully cleans them with a small cloth] I honestly don't think Waldo is in there
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) April 10, 2019
12.
My son told me there’s a wee boy who comes into his room at night & plays with him.
A shiver ran down my spine, then I remembered I have another son & it’s probably him— joe heenan (@joeheenan) April 4, 2019
13.
wheres my fuckin son pic.twitter.com/QM2nh5AYKs
— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) January 9, 2019
14.
Me: I’ll have the acoustic donut
Baker: that’s a bagel
— Boog (@bewgtweets) May 28, 2019
15.
[Oregon Trail 1852]
Doctor: Any final words?
Man dying of dysentery: *coughing* I just hope that this gruesome experience isn’t made into a game for children to play.
— Lord James Alvarez (@ObscureGent) March 30, 2019