Mike
Happy Friday! Here are all of the tweets I simply could not let you miss this week.
Share them with your friends. RT them to your followers. Print them out and rub them all over your naked body. It’s a free country!
1. Ok, yeah, this first one is my tweet, but this guy is the star of the show.
https://twitter.com/primawesome/status/1161475858747387904
2.
scientists have confirmed the discovery of a fifth loko
— Zach Edey Fans United Kingdom 🇵🇸 (@emi_f1sher) August 14, 2019
3.
https://twitter.com/hunktears/status/1161357454669733896
4.
I'm sorry but I made this pic.twitter.com/uW8n7NxnTZ
— zac gorman (@zacgormania) August 10, 2019
5.
chipmunks are legally classified as vermin which means alvin and the chipmunks can be killed with no legal consequences
— ▲ goth owl🦉🎓▼ (@cosmic_dia) August 9, 2019
6.
RIP BRO pic.twitter.com/bd9dQxZ3NB
— عِــلي (@3liAlra) August 13, 2019
7.
math teacher: you currently have a 55% in this class and you need at least 60% to pass
me: is there anything i can do to raise my grade?
math teacher: if you do this one assignment, i'll give you 10% extra credit
me:
math teacher:
me: i don't- is that going to be enough
— the hype (@TheHyyyype) August 15, 2019
8.
white claw: “only 100 calories and 5% ABV hehe girls night!”
four loko seltzer: “14% who’s ready to die”
— Benjamin A. Vorwerk (@bvorwerk) August 14, 2019
9.
https://twitter.com/jazz_inmypants/status/1161823380959576064
10.
https://twitter.com/LCbasecamp/status/1161453487550545923
11.
https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1159925348886298625
12.
I swear to God if we dig up this chest and the treasure is the friends we made along the way again I’m going to be fucking furious.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) August 4, 2019
13.
Schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp https://t.co/94s7lw7XJQ
— Mynaras (@Mynaras) August 12, 2019
14.
https://twitter.com/iamspacegirl/status/1139604539693248513
15.
https://twitter.com/AndySwan/status/1159979742394834944