At first glance, you might look at some of these pictures and think, “What the hell is wrong with people?” That’s fair, but sometimes you don’t have all of the information. Lucky for you, I do.
1. Their first album The League Of Extraordinary Virgins will be out in time for Christmas.
2. They’re off the grid. Take that, Utility Company. They make their own gas.
3. Haters will say it’s photoshop.
4. Like many communities, alcohol destroyed Smurfville. But we will rebuild.
5. Behind the scenes at Wendy’s.
6. Ah yes, The Ass: Nature’s Table.
7. Jealous. I have to hold my breath when I put my socks on.
8. Waiting on a delivery AND making a deposit. Getting shit done.
9. Why women live longer than men, but we have all of the best prank videos.
10. If you’re gonna look, really go for it.
11. Checking email and attracting a mate.
12. Nip check? Check.
13. Look out, Space X. Here comes Space Y?
14. Shirley had been doing this since they used to throw change and the stage was that CoinStar grating.
Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome