Mike
Anyone who’s been to Walmart knows there are certain people who clearly don’t need to exist. Clearly, “the survival of the fittest” doesn’t apply to humans anymore. Maybe it’s time to start taking the warning labels off of things and let the herd thin itself out for a few years. Please vote for me in the upcoming election. Primavera 2020.
1. The pot calling the kettle broke.
2. Our Tiananmen Square.
3. Checkmate.
4. Imagine being in jail and having to explain you’re there for plant theft.
5. About what you’d expect from someone wearing a fur vest.
6. Dindin.
7. How dare you take my photo while I change a shitty diaper on the clothes you’re trying to sell.
8. * narrator’s voice* But they didn’t stop asking.
9. Thin the herd.
10. Twist ending.
11. Piece of shit throwing pieces of shit.
12. Animals.
13. Worst vending machine ever.
14. Well, that’s a first.
15. Kill them with kindness.
16. Absolute monster.
17. It’s 2019. How???
18. They did not look like nice people.
19. Rest in hell.
20. Hey, here’s a thought: If it’s not yours, leave it the fuck alone.
21. When you’re given notice you’re being let go and then see this posted on the company site.
