Erotic Hieroglyphics: A Beginner’s Guide To Sexting With Emojis

Emojis truly are a modern-day hieroglyphics.

What started as punctuation to convey emotion can now be strung together to mean a variety of different things with ever using a single word. Including sexting.

Now, not everyone is fluent in emoji.

My mom, for one, makes some bold and very misinformed emoji choices. Often times sheโ€™ll end a text to me with ๐Ÿ˜ thinking that means โ€œI love youโ€ when in fact that emoji should never be exchanged between family. To prevent any further confusion, I will now break down the sexting emoji combos and their meanings.

Letโ€™s start with the big 3:

๐Ÿ† = penis

๐ŸŒฎ = vagina

๐Ÿ‘ = butt

Thereโ€™s a lot you can do with just these, but If you really want to take your game to the next level, try some of these advanced combinations.

๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ˆ = Good olโ€™ fashion penetration

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ“ž = Booty call

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Š = I want to smack your bottom.

Not to be confused with ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ which means โ€œI want to clap those cheeks.โ€

๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ = Eating ass

In this year of our Lord 2019 ass eating has never been more popularโ€ฆto talk about. You know anyone actually eating ass?

๐Ÿ™‚โ™‹๏ธ๐Ÿ™ƒ = 69ing

Again, not many people doing this one. What, are you in a hurry? Take turns and do it right.

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ’ = Cock ring

๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ง = We would make powerful children.

โ“โ˜๏ธโ˜๏ธโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ = Could you put three fingers in my ass? Just joking, unless youโ€™re into it?

๐Ÿ†—๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ‘€โ“ = Is it ok if my dog watches?

๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ = I want you to push cake through a badminton racquet and feed me dessert spaghetti.

Might just be me, but this is my thing.

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿ = Iโ€™m harder than a Chinese spelling bee.

๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ฎ = I want to pull out your anal beads like Iโ€™m starting a lawnmower.

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฃ = Choke me until Iโ€™m right at Deathโ€™s door so I can cum on his feet.

โŒ๐Ÿณ๏ธ๐Ÿ” โ˜ ๏ธ = I donโ€™t need a safe word, go ahead and kill me.

Look, sexting isnโ€™t for everyone, but if your crush is, emojis are a fun way to meet them halfway. And hey, if you initiated and they arenโ€™t into it thereโ€™s always room for interpretation. Maybe you were just telling them how much you like eating peaches. Pepper in some โ€œlolsโ€ to show you were only joking. Theyโ€™re still not buying it? Maybe you shouldnโ€™t have been a fucking creep.

Good luck with these!

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