Mike
It takes a damn good salesperson to move these houses. I mean, if you walk someone through a carpeted bathroom and don’t immediately run screaming, you’ve done a fantastic job. Seriously though, I hope the contractors that built these homes have their licenses taken away.
Agent Vannessa Van Winkle knows the struggle all too well. In a Facebook post, she brought to light what she and her colleagues go through.
1. Get out of my bath and into my ambulance.
2. Perfect for when you stumble home drunk.
3. Chandelnear.
4. Roses really smell like do-do-dooo.
5. I’m upset.
6. Pass the fine china while you pass lunch.
7. Australian front doors.
8. Barbie’s Give Up On Your Dream Studio Apartment.
9. It’s called #2 for a reason.
10. $20 says that’s a waterbed.
11. Makes getting the toaster into the bath so much easier.
12. Maybe take a week off of crafting.
13. But why?
14. Anyone else hear the Kill Bill music?
15. Great for when you have to shave your neck.
16. Should I cut my own bangs? No.
17. Are windows cheaper than bricks?
18. At least you won’t notice a little pee splash.
19. All you need is the idea of water.
20. I…I don’t understand.
21. Guess I’m pooping standing up.
22. You know what, I don’t mind this one.
23. Is that Legos?
24. Is this an adult preschool?
25. Home Depot had a railing sale.
