If you poke around on the internet for long enough, you begin to realize most people who decide to leave a comment on pretty much anything aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed. Most of them are just lonely, angry, or both.
That’s the case with these folks who were fooled by Onion articles, bless their hearts. If you’re a sane person The Onion is one of the funniest sites out there, but if you’re these people you just had your day ruined by horrible news. I say thank you every day that I’m the former and not the latter.
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I have a hard time believing this. She’s been playing since 1995 in front of both live fans and tv viewers and not one person has noticed that she has a racket in each hand?!?!?
— BillInAChinaSchlep (@InSchlep) July 10, 2018
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Its called a girl ffs
— Bring back Pretzel Crust (@pretzel_crust_) March 1, 2019
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Tasteless!!!!! Boycott Subway!!!!!
— SheddingDennis (@Denise57276104) September 11, 2018
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How does someone make a mistake like that.
— Frances Birnie (@frances_birnie) September 13, 2018