19. My 6yo daughter spent her pocket money on this, cried that “it’s not fair”
20. I would like to thank Suave for increasing the size of their bottle by -17%.
21. To make this bucket of constructor set look full, they put a paper cone inside with some constructor pieces printed on it to make it less noticeable.
22. My disappointment is immeasurable.
23. Trying to hide their FACTORY from ruining their claim at being HOME MADE.
24. They knew what they were doing. It was perfectly placed in the box.
25. My bad… assumed I was buying a right AND a left earbud.
Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome