Mike
Here how I used to make new friends at parties:
- Introduce yourself to a stranger.
- Later, take a picture of them when they aren’t looking.
- Create a Facebook account with that picture of them as the profile picture.
- Call it (your name)’s Best Friend
- Friend request them.
The animal facts work better. Trust me.
1. Sea Otters Hold Hands While They’re Sleeping So That They Don’t Drift Apart
2. Tiger Populations Are On The Rise
3. Dogs Sneeze When Play Fighting To Show They Are Playing And Don’t Wanna Hurt You
4. When A Baby Elephant Is Born, Other Mothers In The Social Group Will Trumpet To Celebrate Or Announce The Baby’s Arrival
5. Cows Have “Best Friends” And Are Happier When They’re With Them
6. There’s An Abandoned Minefield That Has Accidentally Created A Penguin Sanctuary. The Mines Keep Poachers Out, But The Penguins Are Too Small To Set Them Off
7. An Otter Will Find A Pebble As A Juvenile And Keep It For Their Whole Life
8. Your Dog Probably Dreams About You
9. There Are Little Tiny Harvest Mice That Sleep Inside Flowers
10. Pandas Are No Longer Considered An Endangered Species
11. Dogs Can Tell When You’re Due To Come Home By How Much Of Your Scent Is Remaining In The House
12. Bees Get Sleepy After Drinking Nectar And Occasionally Take Naps On Flowers
13. Dolphin Mothers Sing To Their Babies While They’re In The Womb
14. Ravens Can Remember Faces And You Can Befriend Them
15. Squirrels Adopt Other Baby Squirrels If They’re Orphaned
16. When Dogs Appear In Movies And TV, Sometimes They Have To Have Cgi Tails Because They Wag Too Much During The Scene
17. Your Dog Actually Loves You, Not Just Because You Give Them Food And Walks
18. Penguins Not Only Mate For Life, They Will Also Spend Time To Find A Beautiful Pebble For Their Mate And Then “Propose” With It
19. Goats And Cows Have Accents
20. Some Tiny Spiders Wear Water Droplets As Hats
21. Cows Take Turns In Babysitting Their Young. One Will Stay With The Calves While Other Moms Graze Further Away
22. Octopuses Make Cute Little Gardens By Collecting Stones And Shiny Things And Arranging Them In The Sand
23. Hundreds Of Trees Become Seedlings Every Year Because Of Squirrels Forgetting Where They Buried Their Food
24. Red Pandas Use Their Fluffy Tails As Blankets To Keep Warm When They Sleep
25. Prairie Dogs Say Hello By Kissing
