16. “From bootleg Hanson brother (10) to a slightly less awkward adult (30). Thanks, orthodontics, hair dye, and not letting my mother style me! Yes, I was always a girl. Mom just didn’t get the memo.”
17. “I lost half of myself.”
18. “Despite my nose still being a formidable force that ruins most selfies, I consider this a nice glow-up!”
19. “Lost 33 lbs in 3 months. 3 months! I couldn’t see the difference at all until my husband showed me this photo from July! About 40lbs to go.”
20. “23 vs 27 — this is what fixing your depression can do for you.”
21. “Can’t believe that girl even agreed to look at me.”
Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome