A Lot Of Things Didn’t Happen This Week, But These Things Didn’t Happen The Most (17 Pics)

From photoshop fails to bullshit quotes from your kids to fake texts, there are things on that internet that happen, but mostly things that didn’t. Each week I round up the things I think never happened.

You may still want to believe that these things went down the way people said they did, and that’s fine, but that won’t change the fact that you are wrong and none of this shit happened. The comments section is for arguing with me, or better yet, proving I’m wrong.

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