Jason Mustian
While Mike Primavera already does a pretty damn good job with his coed weekly funny tweet roundup, we also think that until women get paid as much as men, it’s our duty to single out funny female tweets. Here’s what fire the funny ladies of the Tweeter brought this week.
DISCLAIMER: the headline “23 Women Who Made Us Piss Our Pants Laughing This Week” is a bit misleading. Truth be told, no one makes us piss our pants. We do it because we like it.
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Imagine being on a plane and NOT eating every item presented to you as if you will never again have ready access to food in your life
— Jia Tolentino (@jiatolentino) November 19, 2019
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Friendly reminder that Jason Alexander played a serial killer on Criminal Minds and this is what he looked like pic.twitter.com/uDwBNedZ8V
— Jess Goodwin (@thejessgoodwin) November 21, 2019
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https://twitter.com/Irisregan10/status/1197087892771934210
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more like captain von *thirst* trapp pic.twitter.com/2cFlmh4BWz
— Elena Nicolaou ✨ (@elenawonders) November 16, 2019
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Smh my girlfriend and I get a cat and suddenly we don’t know how to act pic.twitter.com/54VeDaqqCB
— acid bath princess of darkness (@bumble_veee) November 20, 2019
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https://twitter.com/geekylonglegs/status/1196103825783955456
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https://twitter.com/homealonedra/status/1196635770548699137
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If you put away the clean laundry on the same day that you wash it, I feel like that’s what you should lead with on your resume.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) November 18, 2019
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Movies That Wouldnt Have Happened if the Dude Had just Gone to Therapy
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) November 18, 2019
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if you were born before 1996 you are a millennial
if you were born after 2005 you are gen z
if you were born in between then you are an honorary member of the black eyed peas
— ellis (@crocfanpage) July 3, 2019
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https://twitter.com/tressiemcphd/status/1196572749097029632
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https://twitter.com/swagamemnon22/status/1196908921216262144
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https://twitter.com/Eden_Eats/status/1196577979716882432
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https://twitter.com/BathysphereHat/status/1196379368995598338
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https://twitter.com/KaitieLaven/status/1196481441745555456
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Me when I wear 4 inch heels pic.twitter.com/fSmaG1Jb1m
— Angie B (@Angibangie) November 22, 2019
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winter weekends
9am: wake up
9:30-12pm: the world is my oyster
12-3pm: I should really go outside
3:30pm: it’s going to be dark out any minute, might as well stay in
8pm: fuck— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) November 17, 2019