15 Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week

There are hundreds of tweets that didn’t make this list, but I am only one man. One man with a mission. A mission to bring you the best 15 tweets I have time to find. And then after I’ll walk down to 7-11 and fill a big gulp with the free nacho cheese, but then I’ll only pay for a soda. They’ll be upset but they can’t stop me. It’s a loophole. One I’ll exploit again next week. Enjoy the tweets.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome