Mike
We are all going to die. I mean, we’re all definitely going to die at some point, but climate change is likely going to erase us. Earth will be fine. In fact, Earth would thrive without us. The best thing humanity could do for the planet is dying off. Let’s all stay the course and laugh in Death’s face.
1.
You: I grind every day, working 400 hours a week in my 20s so I can build for wealth in my 40s. You can keep making excuses if you want but all it takes is some hard work to-
The climate crisis: Are you in the right headspace to receive some information that might hurt you
— salt, fat, acid, yeet (@hermit_hwarang) December 3, 2019
2.
FaceApp: Here’s what you’ll look like in 50 years
Climate change: pic.twitter.com/jE7k9O8vv9
— J. Mikhail (@talaveraboy) July 17, 2019
3.
DJ: throw ur hands in the air like u just don’t care
Me: *cupping my hands to make a megaphone* SORRY BUT I DO CARE ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE
DJ: *stops music* guys she’s right
— sarahdactyl (@girlnarly) April 16, 2019
4.
when i said “i got the horses in the back” it was in reference to reversing the ongoing climate change, water pollution, and catastrophic political climate we are witnessing in these trying times.
— nope (@LilNasX) June 8, 2019
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me becoming a renewable energy source to combat climate change pic.twitter.com/Ai6J3aznZ2
— Vote Labour (@milanhartney) July 25, 2019
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Just found out we got 18 months to save the planet before climate change becomes irreversible pic.twitter.com/HdGqGMxu7U
— Daz (@the_life_of_daz) July 27, 2019
7.
By the age of 22 you should have:
•had 2 existential crises
•known you can get free chick fil a by filling out the survey on the receipt
•impending anxiety about climate change
•a mild adderall addiction
•experienced crippling loneliness & insecurity due to dating apps
— Seasonal But Slutty 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) May 10, 2019
8.
maybe jesus isnt coming and we’ve neglected warnings from scientists about climate change for over 30 years
— synthetic (@seizurehaver) September 6, 2017
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if it weren’t for that iceberg sinking the titanic we never would have gotten the movie that launched leonardo into stardom no wonder he’s so passionate about climate change he owes icebergs his whole career
— James (@CaucasianJames) June 25, 2019
10.
us: what’re we doing about climate change
government: https://t.co/sz7kvD51zv— jabouccie giovanotto-bianco (@jaboukie) June 4, 2019
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THANKSGIVING GAME: nobody gets pie until you go around the table & everyone has to say “climate change is real”
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) November 23, 2017
12.
having a job is weird because we’re in the middle of a major extinction event
— liz walber ⚰️ (@lizzoaw) May 13, 2019
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polar ice capshttps://t.co/4GPv45C53A
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) January 17, 2019
14.
do I really need this degree if the earth is dying in 12 years? pic.twitter.com/SH1DDoB9Ab
— kellie🔪 (@kellthegal) February 27, 2019
15.
Them: OMG snow in unusual parts of Arizona??? This hardly ever happens, what a miracle!
The Earth: [literally dying] haha yeah dude, miracle for sure
— wonder boy (@CdyRnkn) February 22, 2019
16.
not using plastic straws is the thoughts and prayers of climate change
— michael (@braag_) February 20, 2019
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Please make all films 90 minutes or less, earth is dying, thank you. 100min if you bribe me.
— k austin collins (@melvillmatic) February 4, 2019
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Bees are dying and the ice caps are melting so confess ur love now
— pönyö (@andyng0) July 14, 2017
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At age 23, Oprah was fired from her first reporting job
At age 30, Harrison Ford was a carpenter
Morgan Freeman landed his first major movie role at age 52
They all had time
Because climate change wasn’t as pressing an issue for their generation
You? Probably no time.
— Benny Davis (@bennymofodavis) February 14, 2019