Tweets From 2019 That Got Over 100K Retweets Because, You Know, They’re Hilarious (100 Tweets)
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When you see a tweet that’s just a little funny pic.twitter.com/3mFrw9Kgkq
— Baby Pink (@StraightLaced43) December 1, 2019
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The Oscar for best death or dying by a duck goes to. pic.twitter.com/FK2fs7bM8S
— jamie (@gnuman1979) August 18, 2019
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My husband sent me this, saying that our cat refuses to move, so his ear is now an `enter key` pic.twitter.com/KdU75tRYDb
— AMP (@alygat) June 13, 2019
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I’m crying pic.twitter.com/D7nVJRvC5o
— (Kah•Me) (@lekurokami) December 3, 2019
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— Ashleighynne (@Spencee_daddy) March 12, 2019
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Had to do it since everyone says I look like the girl from the bee movie… pic.twitter.com/0PCPLNZawo
— Gianna Victoria Genneken (@GiannaGenneken) January 26, 2019
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my girlfriend fell asleep and me n the dog jus been talkin… pic.twitter.com/ZDqsx69syb
— sam (@spicegirlsam) February 6, 2019
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Me making different accounts to get that free first month subscription pic.twitter.com/6guoeNcSpc
— MarQz (@marquezzz202) February 9, 2019
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normal person: 9+7=16
me: if 10+7 is 17 and 9 is one less than 10 then 9+7 must be 16
— jordan ~ ♡ (@louvregguk) January 25, 2019
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— . (@eltonsbeatles) February 18, 2019
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So I painted my birth control packet. pic.twitter.com/rTYfpniJRw
— Ivy ☁️ (@ivywintxrs) May 31, 2019
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I get on Twitter… talk a little shit.. Get off… Back to life…
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) April 9, 2019
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okay…hear me out pic.twitter.com/7WpKxiYw2B
— Dom (@domcorona_) July 5, 2019
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do you think men twitch so much in their sleep because their bodies can’t handle not saying something stupid for that long so it finds another way to be annoying
— salad (@defnotsally) May 30, 2019
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When your drone runs out of battery over a lake, timing is everything… pic.twitter.com/btDekWXpoV
— Lewis Vaughan Jones (@LVaughanJones) August 10, 2019
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Thinking about how the Dutch police arrested a bird for taking part in a robbery, put it in a jail cell with bread and water & when the media reported on it they put a little black bar over the face to protect its identity pic.twitter.com/2ly0zsoAw6
— Emma (@CampbellxEmma) September 29, 2019
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Spongebob and the jellyfish when they threw that house party pic.twitter.com/DvURUIdD1v
— David (@entralada_) January 1, 2019
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This guy gave up on studying and has spent the last 15 minutes blowing bubbles in the library pic.twitter.com/ac5hIZxlLI
— Pravin (@pnaik98) June 9, 2019
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why’d my roommate think he could hide something like this from me pic.twitter.com/ehQCH8BzXq
— Wy (@WyattAPertuset) May 3, 2019
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“I couldn’t breathe when I slept so I installed a camera” pic.twitter.com/DDhP0OweoW
— luis navarro (@stluis_htx) July 22, 2019
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My grandma told me she stopped smoking pic.twitter.com/J3kEjk0tSC
— bailey ratliff (@Bailey_Ratliff) August 29, 2019
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What my food see from outside the microwave. pic.twitter.com/MoUZtdfydf
— YOUNGTATTEDTSUNAMI (@Bin4hunnid) September 8, 2019
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Sorry this video is too good to not share pic.twitter.com/PJZXSg2Pd7
— Zachary Pashkutz (@zackaria8001) September 11, 2019
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If you’re having a bad day, watch this pic.twitter.com/LwrV5ETDZy
— chan☃️ (@chandlarschmidt) September 19, 2019
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My number neighbor fried the shit out of me pic.twitter.com/ArKjXtVy2b
— Eric Billeter (@EricBilleter_25) August 3, 2019
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dumbest bitch award goes to me pic.twitter.com/SpZdj6HUzZ
— (@JADAEDW) December 2, 2019
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Me getting ready for the outing i said yes to pic.twitter.com/yjKKmTE2LD
— Emeka (@emekanu) September 4, 2019
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The Holy Trinity pic.twitter.com/rX8FhcE908
— Cøzy I Be (@theycallmecozyy) September 6, 2019
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So we had to put a cone on my dog again. My cat loves it pic.twitter.com/UqSvwuGSGA
— Klutch (@KlutchGame) June 28, 2019
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if you were born before 1996 you are a millennial
if you were born after 2005 you are gen z
if you were born in between then you are an honorary member of the black eyed peas
— elise navidad (@crocfanpage) July 3, 2019
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dads be like “go help ur mother” bro go help ur wife
— talented and clever gunass (@OBLOMOVITE) October 1, 2019
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this is our farm dog Captain. he points at the chickens every day and we don’t know why lol pic.twitter.com/yvqp3EHks0
— rudy mustang (@rudy_mustang) March 12, 2019
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The shit I have to deal with♀️ pic.twitter.com/fMc6cUeBj2
— χισмαяα (@xiomara_gomez18) April 21, 2019
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Jesus it’s enormous https://t.co/gLhdHtWZLf
— Nic Sampson (@NicSampson) November 27, 2019
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When you see a tweet that’s just a little funny pic.twitter.com/3mFrw9Kgkq
— Baby Pink (@StraightLaced43) December 1, 2019
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obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake https://t.co/mO9yYHXjYx
— Markus Gilliland (@markusanthony17) June 27, 2019
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Someones gotta pay the rent pic.twitter.com/fOGQ9dYQou
— ken (@kenleyshelbie) August 13, 2019
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The most important thing you’ll see today pic.twitter.com/3PY6tPj5Ls
— Dirt Road Queen ♡ (@DirtRoadQueen__) March 29, 2019
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Boyfriend: what’s wrong?
Girlfriend: nothing….
Girlfriend the rest of the day:
— Yoriichi & Yujiro’s Cousin (@bigdickfrieza) September 13, 2019
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i am never deleting tik tok pic.twitter.com/pNsnjSEkLQ
— lys 999 (@moominsmoons) August 16, 2019
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Honestly my take away from this chart is that donuts are healthier than I thought https://t.co/VCs5ZCPQqE
— Dr. Glaucomflecken (@DGlaucomflecken) May 27, 2019
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I cant afford a gym membership so pic.twitter.com/uyteBC6s5m
— DaGirlRunninOnSoap (@_dlew32) April 29, 2019
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Now……..that’s fashion pic.twitter.com/UKY7xFzq70
— Judy (@judith_ism) May 31, 2019
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4 Pictures
1 Story pic.twitter.com/dXB1RQUrAn— Joshua Michael Lim (@ihave2mums) June 22, 2019
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i’m not gonna ask you again, what the fuck is in your mouth pic.twitter.com/LOw16CqPeJ
— chris (@skatehair) June 28, 2019
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My cat loves licking me, but can’t stand when I do it back pic.twitter.com/KYNEWzrnF8
— CARLYLE (@ColtonCarlyle) November 11, 2019
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Holy shit I thought this baby legit had a grip like no other https://t.co/ZXOEfKJTql
— Zᴀᴄʜ O (@zopdyke) July 21, 2019
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going to school between thanksgiving and christmas break feels like the last lap in mario kart when ur in first & get hit with the blue shell and ppl start passing u and the music is going really fast and everything gets stressful
— peytøn (@peytnhaag) December 1, 2019
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How They expect you to React When You get an Amber Alert pic.twitter.com/HO0AGTHB2k
— Mark Phillips (@SupremeDreams_1) October 2, 2019
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this is the most cat thing ive ever seen pic.twitter.com/EXrVuNfhog
— (@disharryland) October 16, 2019