Mike
One time on a river rafting trip I asked if we could stop so I could use the bathroom and the guide said to just dunk my lower half in the river and go, so I did. After a few minutes, he said “That’s a long pee.” And I said “Pee?” No one talked to me after that.
I have no problem with pooping in public. These folks do.
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I once knew a person who didn’t want people to know he was pooping so he brought “poop shoes” to work so he could’nt be ID’d
— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) January 2, 2020
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Pooping in public vs. pooping at home pic.twitter.com/Ej5xYk7hwD
— Lu (@camper_lu) December 20, 2017
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When you hate pooping in public restrooms but them tacos from earlier ain’t givin you no options pic.twitter.com/2yZeArA3LF
— Deion | SeeReax (@SeeReax) July 30, 2016
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When someone comes into the bathroom AND takes the stall next to me when I’m pooping pic.twitter.com/ilJm1gEtE4
— Jenna Cunningham (@CunninghamJenna) October 17, 2019
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I sure do drink a lot of coffee for someone who gets anxiety over pooping in public
— Samantha Nye (@TheSamethyst) January 9, 2020
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pooping in public bathrooms pic.twitter.com/yueGCertvT
— Jesus of Suburbia (@lollcano) October 19, 2014
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I think I speak on behalf of majority of the male population when I say I hate pooping in public restrooms pic.twitter.com/gXGyBrOC
— Leo Shi (@L_Shi6) December 9, 2012
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I don’t like pooping in public but when I do you’ll never know . pic.twitter.com/3tvdl20L7d
— Dirty Dee. (@Desthefinesse) February 19, 2019
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ALSO like any other human being my brother has anxiety pooping in public but today he pooped for the first time in school so I got him a congrats card and my mom got him a cake…. she went to carvel and made someone write that 😂 pic.twitter.com/U8kjAP2VlD
— ✨ (@Cor15a) October 18, 2019
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The person that was just pooping next to me tried so hard to hold it in I could hear them heavy breathing 😅
— hunker down for doinkage (@iwant2linger) November 21, 2019
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i used to be a morning pooper, but since i work every day and hate pooping in public bathrooms, i have successfully reprogrammed my body to poop at night and if that’s not an achievement then I’ve achieved nothing
— chucklefucking in a clown car (@Not_real_jeff) January 16, 2020
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When someone starts pooping in the stall next to me pic.twitter.com/u18btGQ3b7
— Tyle®️ (@tylertlewis1001) September 10, 2019
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I never had anxiety about pooping in public till I sat in this stall… pic.twitter.com/Oyx9sx0ExD
— anna clendening (@annaclendening) April 11, 2017
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Normal people: I hate pooping in public bathrooms because they’re so dirty 🤢🤮
Short people: pic.twitter.com/SBpVXjBWuX— Elliot ✨❄️ (@sexyitchy) October 9, 2019
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I take my headphones and play music out loud while pooping with someone in the stall next to me. We’re in this together 🤝
— jake (@horseboy21) January 14, 2020