Is 13 Old Enough To Get Punched By A Hockey Mascot? Gritty Seems To Think So. The Police Not So Much

Is seems like only yesterday that Gritty burst onto the scene and stole our hearts with his crazy eyes and crazy antics, and well, just being crazy overall. So why is everyone so surprised he punched a 13-year-old kid. It’s Philly. Someone was going to punch him at some point, and honestly, I think 13 is old enough to be punched by a mascot. Maybe that’s just me. And Gritty. Not so much the cops though.

As the allegation goes, Gritty apparently punched a 13-year-old boy in the back at a Flyers meet and greet after the boy patted him on the head. I don’t know how it really went down, but what I do know is this: 13-year-olds are assholes. Free Gritty.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome