Believe It Or Not, Veganism Can Be Funny (15 Tweets)

I think we’ve finally gotten to a point in society vegans are just like anyone else. At least they seem less chatty about it. Haha just kidding.

I get that it’s a whole lifestyle and they’ll likely outlive me by a decade but their cheese is gross and social security will be gone by the time I’m old anyway. Bury me with slices of pepperoni on my eyes.

That being said, maybe leave vegans alone. Why do you care? You don’t have to be vegan.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome