Mike
You almost missed them again! I got you though. Here are the 15 best tweets I found this week.
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People referring to Coronavirus as COVD-19 pic.twitter.com/PeYpNwbB9M
— M. (@faIse9i) March 5, 2020
2.
(Whispering so as to avoid alerting my wife in the other room) hello and welcome to the first episode of my podcast,
— wife radicalized by STEM (@gloomfather) March 5, 2020
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— Maggie Koerth (@maggiekb1) March 5, 2020
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Today I completed a chore I have been putting off for six months. It took 15 minutes. I will learn nothing from this.
— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) March 3, 2020
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After years of tireless work, conservationists at the louvre have finally restored the mona lisa to the point where the HUD is once again visible, displaying the total amount of health and ammo the mona lisa had at time of painting
— g0m (@g0m) March 2, 2020
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[sees 420] haha the weed number
[sees 69] haha the sex number
[sees 413] [sleeper agent protocol activates and I go on a rampage]— Lydia Litvyak (@SNazerine) February 29, 2020
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my cat is perfect. i am just watching her eat. she is so good at it. little drink of water after. genius. how is she so naturally gifted? i will die for her.
— chloe frances (@contrachloe) March 4, 2020
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This may happen if you try to scare a bear away with a waterhose… pic.twitter.com/n0qemWCQ1i
— ❄️️ Dexter (@SoyBoyManBun) March 5, 2020
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Is it that bad pic.twitter.com/9HaYMWa4wv
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) March 1, 2020
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This incredible scene from One Tree Hill has always baffled me and will continue to baffle me for the rest of my life pic.twitter.com/duLkUo7vNQ
— tyde (@megqnfox) March 6, 2020
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the bar is so low nowadays my girlfriend thanked me for “being nice” to her. so if ur single at this point ur probably just ugly
— logan (@brainwxrms) March 4, 2020
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This man live in a community college https://t.co/7NFnpNx2oy
— (@jordanfibonacci) March 3, 2020
13.
The Invisible Man (2020) pic.twitter.com/fbmke0FXaD
— Insane Letterboxd Reviews (@InsaneLetterbox) March 2, 2020
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Hold on while I ask this dog where I can find the best IPA. pic.twitter.com/fkglZQk3h0
— pronounced A-A-Ron (@aaronguilmette) February 27, 2020
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hot jock is smarter than you thought pic.twitter.com/0Tm91shEzk
— Grace Kuhlenschmidt (@GKuhlenschmidt) February 28, 2020