Mike
For those of us who already like to isolate ourselves, this Coronavirus doesn’t seem that bad. Cancel plans. Order food. Work from home. Business as usual.
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I guess we’re about to find out which meetings could’ve been emails after all…
— Sara Wallace Goodman (@ThatSaraGoodman) March 8, 2020
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Working from home pic.twitter.com/fi85PJhFze
— Irena Buzarewicz (@IrenaBuzarewicz) March 9, 2020
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GOING TO WORK
• you have to commute
• coworkers might get you sickWORKING FROM HOME
• you can sleep in longer
• you can’t get sick from coworkers
• local raccoons are ready & willing to help you shred papers— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) March 9, 2020
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I’m not working from home, I’m succeeding at a distance.
— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) March 9, 2020
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don’t understand everyone breathlessly giving or soliciting advice about how to work from home. you just do the work you would normally do but in your pajamas instead. it’s real easy!
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) March 9, 2020
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fifth harmony wrote work from home about the coronavirus
— adam (@AdamSmullen) March 8, 2020
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coronavirus is shaping up to be not so bad for introverts:
– work from home
– avoid public places, social gatherings
– if you have to go out, stay 6 feet away from strangers— nat kratts (@natskratts) February 29, 2020
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Working from home comes with welcome distractions. pic.twitter.com/6s7OL595wg
— Welcome To Nature (@welcomet0nature) March 7, 2020
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CDC: a quarantine has been placed on your area for coronavirus
Me: oh no
CDC: Please do not leave your house
Me: *taking off pants* this is terrible
CDC: All office work must be conducted from home until further notice
Me: *laying on couch w bag of chips* what a nightmare
— Boosh (@whatsupboosh) March 3, 2020
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Working from home has really opened my eyes to the madness that goes on in the daytime. Someone knocked on my door to sell me fresh fish?
— Nicksy (@_Nicksy) November 27, 2019
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Me at work: I would be WAY more productive and focused working from home!
Me working from home: pic.twitter.com/ElynmARU4I
— Avery (@AveryGwyn) February 27, 2020
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Tips for those of you about to start working from home…
1) Wanking. Get to love it.
2) lunch. It’s a big thing. Your entire day will hinge around this.
3) The Postman. They will appear when you are wanking.
4) Radio on ok. TV on bad.
5) Wanking.— John Niven HQ (@estellecostanza) March 9, 2020
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Pros of working from home:
– No pants
– Loud musicCons of working from home:
– You have to make your own coffee
– You talk to yourself too much— Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly) August 20, 2019
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My only advice about working from home in isolation is that you can get dressed if you want, I’m sure it helps some people, but know this: I’ve worn exclusively pajamas and athleisure for four years and the only downside is that normal clothes feel like a cage of discomfort now
— Keezy Young 🌸👻 Not at ECCC V3 (@KeezyBees) March 9, 2020
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As someone who’s worked from home for the past 8 years I recommend:
1) wearing a robe with pockets for your pencil and notebook
2) a long walk in the middle of the day to contemplate how beautiful life is and how much working in an office sucks ass
3) buying good coffee beans
— Austin Kleon (@austinkleon) March 9, 2020
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My friend has been asked by her boss to hold a meeting in the office on why everyone shouldn’t be overreacting to corona virus, which her boss can’t deliver because he’s working from home as he’s too worried over corona virus…
— Flora E Gill (@FloraEGill) March 4, 2020
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So much working from home advice about getting work done and so little about stopping working
— Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater) March 6, 2020
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If we all start working from home, we need to check in on the extroverts.
— Sonia Cuff (@SoniaCuff) March 3, 2020