49 Women Who Made Us Pee Our Pants Laughing This Week

26.

If the world ends after I did all this therapy work to get my shit together, I’m gonna be so fucking pissed

— Heben Nigatu (@heavenrants) March 11, 2020

27.

so,

-sports finally abolished
-encouraged to stay home
-encouraged to order take out
-working from home finally okay
-which means more braless hours

idk im just saying maybe we can keep some parts of this social distancing lifestyle when this is all over

— tracy clayton-hanks (@brokeymcpoverty) March 13, 2020

28.

whelp that’s enough instagram for today pic.twitter.com/DhBam10JPN

— nikki “cute trash” black (@nikkiblackcat) March 18, 2020

29.

bought this cause I had a vision of myself in a YA dystopian novel pulling it out from under my bed on someones Bday in a year, after society has collapsed, and being like “I know its no cake, but I was saving them for a special occasion…” pic.twitter.com/LK5HYXBsXQ

— catherine obvious (@bleachousee) March 13, 2020

30.

what THE FUCK pic.twitter.com/ofPTTfcVkN

— vm ❊ (@tentwentysixpm) March 18, 2020

31.

Isolation’s going well pic.twitter.com/XqY58BC8aC

— Clare (@clare_doc) March 19, 2020

32.

I’ve been waiting for the perfect time to change my Netflix password so my ex can’t use it anymore and it doesn’t really get much better than a national lockdown

— mil♡ (@amelianashh) March 16, 2020

33.

Tested positive for missing the homies

— lluvia (@Youveeuh) March 16, 2020

34.

when I get out of quarantine I’m gonna see the world pic.twitter.com/wBZvtIkXKq

— beks-a-million (@hollabekgrl) March 16, 2020

35.

They’re social distancing pic.twitter.com/RAgYOm9N2h

— (@hijaba_) March 15, 2020

36.

wow.. bars, clubs, and gyms all closed?? my life is about to seriously be exactly the same

— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) March 16, 2020

37.

My therapist: your OCD is irrational

The government: you must wash your hands 19 times a day or your dad will die

— Rachel McCartney (@RachelMComedy) March 15, 2020

38.

If you MUST leave your home for supplies, please be courteous and wear an eccentric outfit to signal which genre of apocalyptic character you are:

– opulent slum queen
– cyberpunk biker
– an old man known only as “Doc”
– jumpsuited drone
– earth tones, with a vest

— Jenny Nicholson don’t talk to me about Sonic (@JennyENicholson) March 15, 2020

39.

quarantine has rly shown me that i am, at all times, simply waiting to eat my next meal

— stella (@stellaboonshoft) March 16, 2020

40.

PUT THEM BACK https://t.co/yPKA3KXMxe

— Shannon/S.A. Chakraborty (@SAChakrabooks) March 18, 2020

41.

in an unsettling reversal of my teenage years, I am now yelling at my parents for going out

— Brigid Delaney (@BrigidWD) March 16, 2020

42.

in my first zoom class prof started sharing screen and one of her folders is just in all caps DIVORCE

— Magdalena Paz (@magdalenapaz22) March 16, 2020

43.

Pro-tip for couples suddenly working from home together: Get yourselves an imaginary coworker to blame things on. In our apartment, Cheryl keeps leaving her dirty water cups all over the place and we really don’t know what to do about her.

— Molly Tolsky (@mollytolsky) March 16, 2020

44.

been masturbating so much I started faking orgasms just to keep my own confidence up

— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) March 17, 2020

45.

When people ask me what I miss most about life before quarantine: pic.twitter.com/WG7XH5mvH3

— (@KwaniALunis) March 20, 2020

46.

quarantine is going well pic.twitter.com/2HVA12ThYO

— addie weyrich (@addieyomind) March 15, 2020

47.

i now consider leaving my bedroom “going outside”

— Audrey Lipsmire (@AudreysParty) March 17, 2020

48.

my mother is putting out a podcast on coronavirus facts it’s called my voicemail and it happens twice a day

— kim. (@KimmyMonte) March 18, 2020

49.

when i pass thru the background of my boyfriend’s WFH video call: pic.twitter.com/1lTaeWUejs

— Kirsten King (@KirstenKing_) March 18, 2020

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