We’re all stuck in quarantine and so come the quarantine jokes. 2020 has been a real kick in the crotch so far, so get your laughs where you can I suppose.
When this is all over, I’m not going to take socializing for granted. I’m going to touch so many faces. But for now, quarantine jokes: nickname edition. Why not?
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Your quarantine nickname is how you feel right now + the last thing you ate out of the cupboard”
You can call me “angry chili mango”
— elan gale (@theyearofelan) March 20, 2020
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