Picky Eater Kids Get Their Own Instagram Page To Show Their Work

I was always dumbfounded by picky eater kids when I was little. I ate everything. Mostly because if I didn’t someone else would, but I genuinely liked all food. That is not normally the case. So much so that the Instagram account My Kid Can’t Eat This was born. Parents can share the ridiculous and creative reason their funny kids absolutely refuse to eat something.

Picky eater kids:

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#MyKidCantEatThis peanut butter and honey sandwich because the honey looks like a rabbit and she doesn’t want to wreck it. In her defense, it totally does. #TotallyLegit #SaveTheHoneyBunny #NewSammichPlease – @onefunjac

A post shared by My Kid Can’t Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Nov 28, 2015 at 1:16pm PST

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Bat pasta – they cried because they couldn’t understand it wasn’t real bats 🙉🙈 #weorderedpizza#mykidcanteatthis #ScarredForLife #SaveForTherapy #AreTheyFilledWithCheese – @socialcommon 🎃👻💯

A post shared by My Kid Can’t Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Oct 31, 2015 at 11:41am PDT

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#MyKidCantEatThis because I broke the carrots. HELLO, I MADE OLAF. #NoRespect #MommyTried #DoYouWantToBuildALunchMan – @mylittlegummibears

A post shared by My Kid Can’t Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Oct 28, 2015 at 6:17am PDT

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#MyKidCantEatThis because she doesn’t eat triangles. #Squaretarian #DontBeObtuse #ShapePuns – @lilaolivod

A post shared by My Kid Can’t Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Oct 27, 2015 at 6:31pm PDT

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#MyKidCantEatThis because they scared the crap out of her. #ParentingFail #Halloween #ScarredForLife #SpiderSammies #NoSleepTonight #CannotBeUnseen #Halp #TheirEyesLookSoulless – @eryncouzens

A post shared by My Kid Can’t Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Oct 25, 2015 at 4:15pm PDT

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#MyKidCantEatThis because according to my 7 y/o, it’s a “big pot of nope.” – @oh_grown

A post shared by My Kid Can’t Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Oct 12, 2015 at 4:50pm PDT

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#MyKidCantEatThis because “it’s too hot.” #HotLikeFire #DangerousFlamesAhead #ColdSandwichEnFuego #NiceTry – @aprilmaeshowers

A post shared by My Kid Can’t Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Sep 11, 2015 at 4:07pm PDT

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#MyKidCantEatThis dumpling because, “ewww, it has toes..” #flesh #DumplingCannibal #NotWithoutAPedicure – @xadarae

A post shared by My Kid Can’t Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Aug 27, 2015 at 4:47pm PDT

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#MyKidCantEatThis because shells go in the ocean. He was upset when I ate my portion. #FreeTheShells #NoShellLeftBehind – @mrslinderman

A post shared by My Kid Can’t Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Aug 25, 2015 at 2:54pm PDT

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#MyKidCantEatThis because I told him it was a leg… he doesn’t eat anyone’s legs. He only likes wings and parts you don’t name… but no legs. – @rejanebasile

A post shared by My Kid Can’t Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Aug 24, 2015 at 6:14pm PDT

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#MyKidCantEatThis Carson wanted an egg in a nest for lunch. Specifically star-shaped. So I bust out the 12 grain bread and get to work. He was excited to receive it, but then he asked me to cut it diagonally. Sure, I said. He then proceeded to stare at it in disgust, completely appalled by the abomination in front of him, refusing to touch it because it’s now “broken”. 😒 #MyToddlerIsAnAHole – @suziefreakinhomemaker

A post shared by My Kid Can’t Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Aug 14, 2015 at 3:26pm PDT

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#MyKidCantEatThis because they don’t have heads. Side note: He bit all of the heads off. #Threenager #SleepWithOneEyeOpen #ThisIsADirectThreat – @JenSailer

A post shared by My Kid Can’t Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Jul 16, 2015 at 6:04pm PDT

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#MyKidCantEatThis because he asked for regular pancakes not Mickey pancakes. #WhyDoWeEvenTry #BecauseLove – @kvnena

A post shared by My Kid Can’t Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Jul 11, 2015 at 3:56pm PDT

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#MyKidCantEatThis because after being told repeatedly that there are peanuts in the candy, it turns out that- *spoiler alert*- there are indeed peanuts on the candy. #Shocker #SurpriseNuts #BandNames – @aceoren

A post shared by My Kid Can’t Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Jul 8, 2015 at 12:41pm PDT

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#MyKidCantEatThis because the cheese on her grilled cheese is “too soft” and “there’s like cheese everywhere.” #umwhat #CheeseIsOurFriend – @laurenwisner

A post shared by My Kid Can’t Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Jul 2, 2015 at 3:09pm PDT

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#MyKidCantEatThis because the sandwich is supposed to be Elmo, not Elmo after the Zombie Apocalypse. #Braaaaains #ElmosWorld #NoSurvivors – @twokidsandababy

A post shared by My Kid Can’t Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Jul 1, 2015 at 4:00pm PDT

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#MyKidCantEatThis because “it’s dirty.” On Earth we call this “seasoning.” – @jaimiellopez

A post shared by My Kid Can’t Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Jun 29, 2015 at 11:08am PDT

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“The food face I made for Caden’s lunch on Sunday that he refused to eat. He said it would kill him. Tears people, there were tears. #FoodFaceFail” – @larslemons #MyKidCantEatThis

A post shared by My Kid Can’t Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Jun 19, 2015 at 5:32am PDT

Ridiculous Excuses Kids Come Up With To Not Eat Their Food (18 Pics)

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