15 Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week
The scarier things get, the more jokes there are. Almost like most of us use humor as our main coping mechanism. Weird.
1.
A lot of you probably have coronavirus bc one symptom is having no taste
— Amish (@camillepawglia) March 26, 2020
2.
Me quarantined with my parents watching sex scenes. Take me now, COVID. #QuaratineLife pic.twitter.com/hDgNE0oqKL
— Dan Ahdoot (@standupdan) March 21, 2020
3.
There was a herd of bison walking right toward me at @YellowstoneNPS today! pic.twitter.com/sdrBvojpwF
— Deion Broxton KTVM (@DeionNBCMT) March 25, 2020
4.
just a reminder that if your fellow self quarantining neighbors are being too loud you might be able to connect to their Bluetooth speaker
pic.twitter.com/6zi0ozJoWc— Matt O’Brien (@matt_obrien) March 24, 2020
5.
my boyfriend has been wearing sweats so much he has started calling normal pants… “hard pants”
— David Mack (@davidmackau) March 26, 2020
6.
my wife was doing a webcast for her pre-k class but YouTube shut it down for copyright infringement because I was watching WrestleMania VI in the background
— m@thew (@TweetPotato314) March 26, 2020
7.
Quarantine day 13 pic.twitter.com/f6TPZWAW6z
— grace spelman (@GraceSpelman) March 24, 2020
8.
When he went ʰᵐʲᵏᵒᵖˡᵃʷᵉʳᶠᶠᶠʳʰʰʲʳʳʳᵗᵘᵖᵒ I felt that pic.twitter.com/2Q6U26tT5W
— rae paoletta (@PAYOLETTER) March 26, 2020
9.
if you put on jeans at any point in the last 14 days you are the Chief of Police
— traitor joe (@phoebe_bridgers) March 26, 2020
10.
When you work from home and your manager wants a word with you pic.twitter.com/XyapLRa5S7
— Persephone 🏳️🌈🏴 (@Hughes87n) March 25, 2020
11.
when the park reopens everyone can have sex here
— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) March 23, 2020
12.
observational humor is about to get weird. like hey guys you know how when you go into my kitchen specifically
— rob (@robwhisman) March 23, 2020
13.
NYC health department approves of kissing the homies good night pic.twitter.com/bBt12RROhb
— brain mentality (@marx_knopfler) March 21, 2020
14.
wife: i found drugs in our son’s bedroom, talk to him
[later]
me: [sighing] ok so your mom’s a narc
— james 🚀 (@james_comics) March 21, 2020
15.
my son spends all day practicing taekwondo in his room and only comes out to beat the shit out of me. what to do??
— Rajat Suresh (@rajat_suresh) March 21, 2020